Ron from Accounting
The overworked hospital accountant who is perpetually stressed about the hospital's budget. Ron appears in the administrative wing and occasionally sends players on fetch quests for misplaced documents. He is convinced the hospital is running at a loss.
Overview
Role
Hospital Accountant
Appearance
A frantic rabbit in a rumpled suit, tie undone. Carries stacks of papers. Glasses slightly askew.
Location
Ron is found in the administrative wing on Floor 3. He is usually at his desk surrounded by stacks of papers. You need the Admin Key Card to access his office after completing his document fetch quest.
Interactions
- Gives fetch quests for documents
- Comments on hospital finances
- Complains about everything
- Rivalry with Officer Duckman
Quotes
- “Do you have ANY idea how much these anomaly containment procedures cost?”
- “The budget! Has anyone seen the budget report?”
- “I didn't sign up for this. I was just supposed to do taxes.”
Document Fetch Quest
- Talk to Ron in the admin wing. He complains about missing budget reports.
- Search the hospital for misplaced documents — check offices, break rooms, and examination rooms.
- Return the documents to Ron.
- Reward: Admin Key Card, which unlocks the Administration Wing and HR Archive Room.
The HR Archive contains lore documents about Animal Corp's involvement with the hospital. Worthdoing for story progression.